Words of Wisdom 2021-10-01

Whether you think you can, or think you can’t, you’re right.

Henry Ford

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee

And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Robert Frost

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

attributed to Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh

When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.

George Burns

I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.

John Steinbeck

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try spending the night with a mosquito.

attributed to: Dalai Lama XIV, and African Proverb

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they’re cramming for their final exam.

George Carlin