Gems to Ponder 2022-02-01

If you are more fortunate than others – build a longer table, not a taller fence.

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. 

Kurt Vonnegut

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. 

Victor Borge

You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police. 

Joan Rivers

I love deadlines.  I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by. 

Douglas Adams

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humour you can change your attitude about it. 

Allen Klein

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humour to console him for what he is. 

Francis Bacon